Celebrities without MakeUp!
THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS: ONLY 38 FABULOUS CELEBRITIES TO GO
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| Madonna looks really sad and tired in this picture of her wearing no make-up. Must be hell to have strangers with cameras following wherever you go, even if she does seem to enjoy it, sometimes. She's a very beautiful woman, though I thought she was even prettier when her body was more like Monroe's and less like Sting's. |
Britney without makeup just looks like a normal girl -- who eats unhealthy foods [and probably drinks too much and takes too many pharmaceuticals]. When Britney's wearing make-up, she does look much better, but I wish she at least looked healthy with no makeup. Some high colonics might be wise. |
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| Marilyn Monroe was gorgeous, with or without makeup, and she looked so healthy, and natural, too. It's hard to believe that she could be so unhappy, and drink and do so many drugs, but still look that fresh without wearing any make-up, at all, while swimming. She would have been considered "obese" by today's standards. Crazy! |
Cindy Crawford is a stunner, and looks fantastic whether or not she's wearing makeup. She does look really different without make-up, though! Maybe that's why she's able to live a relatively "normal life" [or at least not have every bit of her personal life plastered all over the tabloids]. Truly. She looks incredible without makeup. |
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| That Bitch Nikita is one insanely beautiful creature, with or without make-up, but then there's the fact that, uh...she's insane. Not very attractive. She is mesmerizing, however! There's just something about her that's hard not to like, though I've never been a fan of assassins, in general. She always looks like she could use a hug... |
Jean Reno. Something about him made me believe Victor was really a pussycat. Even dismembering bodies in the bathtub, I bought it, but I felt his heart wasn't in it...and hoped against hope that he and Nikita would turn over a new leaf and run away together. Too Hollywood? Can't help it -- I care! He's a handsome devil, with or without makeup. |
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| It just doesn't get any better than John Cleese, but wearing makeup seems to change him, completely. When he's running around the house, au naturale, he can't live without me. Give him a shave, put him in a suit, slap on some pancake, and -- he pretends he doesn't even know me. Still, he can kiss my lemur, any day! |
The Godfather. Why so freakin' mean?! Makeup or no makeup, this guy needs to learn some restraint. Personally, I'd like to see him covered in blush. Maybe if he looked as though he was embarrassed by his behavior, he'd start acting as though he's embarrassed by his behavior. "Beauty" is an inside job! |
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| Are we really supposed to believe Sandler's wearing make-up in this "after" photo? He looks exactly the same in both pictures! Guess that's the hallmark of a great make-up artist, it's just funny to think of someone spending all that time in the chair so they can look like they don't spend time in the chair. Celebrities! Go figure... |
David Spade seems to believe makeup makes him look older, but. He's kidding whom, exactly? Besides, it's clear the "hep cat" image he's goin' for works much better without makeup. Seriously. The "with make-up" photo says, "maybe if this comedy thing doesn't work out, I'll go back and get my GED." Makeup's a crutch, Davey! |
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| Emma Peel is another natural beauty. Just flawless. An absolute knockout, with or without makeup. Sophisticated, subtle, classic elegance. Simultaneously understated and overwhelming. The most beautiful thing about her is the inner strength and self-confidence she radiates, from every follicle. It's no wonder she's an icon! |
David Bowie needs make-up like I need a basket of kittens. Makeup or no, is there a better specimen of raw, animal magnetism on God's green earth? I think not. He must get sick of everyone talking about his eyes, but they're so unusual. I find him a work of art, no matter how much makeup he is or isn't wearing. |
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| Drew Barrymore without makeup is so freakin' cute I could eat her with a spoon, even though she looks like she just woke up from a nap. How could you not love that face! She looks totally different with make-up. Much older, definitely, but still fresh and youthful and sweet. I'm glad she's not one of those who can't leave the house sans makeup. |
Guess I shouldn't be surprised, but. 'Toons wear make-up? Then why don't they go to the dentist! Goofy's just plain adorable, with or without makeup, but it's about those teeth. I'm glad he's not afraid to smile, and he does look healthy, but let's face it...at his age, with those choppers, career opportunities will be limited. |
