We never meant to become "crazy cat people!" We simply couldn't see horribly tortured animals [we live near headquarters for Future Serial Killers of America] and do nothing, at all, and we have never received outside "help" -- other than having more tortured animals dumped on our doorstep. Over the past decade, we have been nickeled and dimed for more than a quarter of a million dollars, every penny coming from our jobs [which have nothing at all to do with the animals].

We were holding our own, despite several hurricanes...until the "tainted food crisis," which cost us many, many thousands of dollars we hadn't expected to need. Today, we find ourselves unable to make the mortgage payment and buy the food, litter, meds, cleaning supplies, etc., used daily. We're beyond desperate, and have no family or other possible resource. We need you!

We don't expect something for nothing, and we're masters at making the penny scream, while simultaneously "eating like kings." There's no bean with which we can't create a delicacy, and our homemade breads are "to die for." Since, in our experience, those who can well afford to help never do, and those who can't afford to help us would if they only could, we're hoping that our quick, easy, healthy recipes can help other "not so fortunates" [whether misfortune has been visited upon one's tastebuds, health, or finances] and save us, in the process...

Would you like to have fresh, homemade, healthy and cheap flat bread and pita bread, made from scratch in less than ten minutes and at a fraction of the cost charged by retailers -- fresher, healthier, and much tastier than anything sold in stores? Well, here's your chance!

For just a $1 minimum donation through paypal, you will automagically receive a download link for a zipfile filled with recipes for fast, easy, healthy, and inexpensive eats! The recipes are easy-to-understand and even-easier-to-make, and photos are included. There are recipes for several different varieties of pita and flat bread, and recipes for "instant hummus," pizza and calzone, wraps, burritos, energizing fruit and nut breakfast breads, and other healthy, delectable money-savers. Every penny donated will be used to care for abused and abandoned animals who will be euthanized unless the cavalry arrives, soon.

PLEASE GIVE, TODAY! We don't care if it's $1 or $5, we'll be thrilled with whatever we get -- and "our kids" won't be taken from us and killed! If you would be so kind as to pass this request along, spreading it as far and wide as possible, we might actually come out of this crisis intact.