Devilicious PAnderson
When last we left our heroine, Pamela Anderson, she still enjoyed being a girl. Once she’d had a bath, she was just about the cutest kitten we’d ever seen (aren’t they all, though?) — until the mange monster got ‘er. And us.
More interesting than the fact that six people shared her infestation was the fact that she was a he. Something we hadn’t realized until she’d aged a week or so and all her hair fell out. Oh, my goodness — what’s that?!
And so it was that Pamela Anderson plus Anderson Cooper became PAnderson…
We tried every “natural remedy” for mange that we could find. Diatomaceous earth, borax and hydrogen peroxide, you name it. Those treatments did help, a bit, but we were all miserable until we began taking several dips a day in a chlorinated pool. Voila! We’d throw PAnderson into the deep-end and she’d swim to the steps in the shallow end (over and over, again). Worked like a charm. Chlorine might not be the healthiest thing one can use, but it’s better than ivermec.
